To the staff of the White Room site:
I have really good news! Well good in that sense we are first with this breaking news!
Our star-reporter and moreover photographer, Jan "Ace" Joseffson, have caught the four avas in a dirty rehearsal hall at the Icehtotel SL! He reports they are playing their own ABBA covers!!
Who the fuck do they think they are!? This is a sacrilege! Release the dogs, start this blogs worst media hunt ever and get me some scandals or at least some interviews!
We have to save the grid and stop this!
/The chief editor