Internal memo from the chief editor:
"Ace" snapped some some pics yesterday at the so called coverband rehearsal...We have to stop this...with all the means at your disposal. What´s major login and inventory problems compare to this?! The end of the grid is near!
Fabricate some "interviews", make up some "scandals". Aim at that gorean guy Erik Bruun, he seems not to be too clever....And what on earth is an afro-american ava doing in a band pretending to be ABBA?! And why is the normally so well dressed Ewa dressed in double layers?
//the chief editor of the White Room